So my sister’s out for the day and my sister’s room is completely covered in One Direction posters
So I thought “why not cut out 350 shrek faces
aND MAKE EVERYTHING SHREK”
I PRESENT TO YOU
350 shrek faces
No face left uncovered
Now we wait
MAN DOWN MAN DOWN
This is a thing of beauty
It’s the dedication that makes this joke so funny.
SO THIS JUST FUCKING HAPPENED
A proud new dad sits down to have a drink with his father
"Well son, now that you’ve got a kid of your own, I think it’s time to give you this"
"Dad, you don’t mean-"
"Yes son, I do" *Dad pulls out copy of 1001 Dad Jokes, 5th Edition*
"Dad… I’m honoured…", he says, tears sparkling in his eyes.
"Hi honoured", replies his father. "I’m dad".
#fbf the ever beautiful @williambeckett calling @samm4712 @officialalexk @megannrosee and I out.
#tbt the last time I saw my favorite boys. @traviswethekings @charlestrippy @dannyduncan @coleykeys @hunter_thomsen
#tbt video edition spam. Starting with @teganandsara